gray skies aren't gonna clear up

It currently looks like this outside:



I think this will be our 472nd day of rain in a row, not that I mind. It makes the fact that I'll be in sunny, 80 degree Florida in 2 short days even sweeter. And until then, I've got my headphones on and iTunes rocking the Jack Johnson because he is the musical equivalent of sitting on a sunny beach with a mai tai in my hand.

Suck it rain! You can't depress me!

we can work it out

Hi.

I suck don't I? It's okay, you can say it, I'm fully aware of my own suckiness. It's just that lately I've been totally absorbed in my own little world. I've been obsessing about my life in a completely narcissistic way that if I even began to describe, you would run to the nearest window and fling yourself through it. I'm annoying my own self, and have found that I'll be eyeing the window trying to figure out just the right way to hit it for maximum shatter.

And in my attempt to just put something on my blog so people don't think I've died I've ended up posting about going to the dentist. Folks, I don't know how you can stand that much excitement. I should really try to tone it down a notch, you know, for your safety.

So, this is my apology. I'm so sorry. Please don't hate me. It'll get better soon. I swear. I'll change. We can work this out. Come on baby, it only happened once and I didn't mean it. That post meant nothing to me.

Am I forgiven now? Can I stop sleeping on the couch?

saying ahhhhh

This afternoon I have my favorite kind of medical appointment: a dentist's visit. Does looking forward to a dentist visit make me weird? Am I the only person that would take a dentist appointment over a regular doctor's visit?

For me the dentist's office is so much more relaxing than my internal medicine doctor. I feel more confident going into the visit because I know exactly what kind of care I give me teeth. I know if I've been flossing or skipping brushing at night because I totally forgot and then was all perfectly tucked in when I realized I had forgotten. I know what quality of tooth brush I use. I feel like I have better control over my teeth and gums that I do over the rest of my body.

Plus the dentist doesn't weigh you. And in my book, any doctor that doesn't care about your weight is awesome.

our father, who art in chipotle

It's been a long day today. Earlier, I was in the middle of writing a blog post when I hit save and firefox crashed. Of course, when I got firefox back up the post was gone. I was almost in tears because it was a serious post as opposed to a not serious post like this one.

Add in that I'm extremely tired today because someone was at work until 1:30 last night and repeatedly woke me up when he got home and you get one cranky girl who is thisclose to tears for no reason.

So yeah, it's been a long day which is why when jparks came home with a burrito from Chipotle for me I told him "I'm going to eat the hell out of this burrito!" And boy, oh boy, did I ever eat the hell out of it. And it was good. Amen.

so this is what its come to

Today California forced me to do something I didn't want to do. Something I didn't think I would ever do. Something that makes me hang my head in shame. Today, I bought a pair of Uggs because it is ungodly cold here. And rainy! And running around in peep toes heels in the cold rain sucks. S-U-C-K-S!

I know, I know, they are ugly. [insert Uggly joke here] But I'm cold and they're WARM. And being warm makes my toes happy. And having happy toes makes me a tiny bit less cranky and me being less cranky is always good for jparks.

In my defense I didn't buy the traditional Ugg boots, I bought what I like to call Ass Kickin' Ugg Boots. I also got them on sale because I couldn't stand to spend that much money on Uggs, even the Ass Kickin' kind.

And now that I own Uggs, I want to make a few promises to you, just so you can rest assured that I haven't lost my freaking mind.

Promise 1: I will not tuck my jeans or pants into them

Promise 2: I will not buy another pair no matter how comfortable these end up being

Promise 3: I will not wear them when it's 80 degrees out