Angelina Jolie's Twin

Yup, that's me, Angelina Jolie's twin. Well, just in the lips. Okay, okay, just in the left half of my lower lip. I had 3 cavities drilled and filled this morning and now my lip is all swollen.

I'm back from Missouri, (Sequoia, I was there for a wedding) and I had to ride in another small plane on the way home. I swear I almost died when another plane almost hit us, but Jason seems to think that sort of thing either happens all the time or I'm over reacting. I say neither of his theories are right and I almost died.

I have pictures from the wedding uploaded to my flickr account if you're interested. You should go check them out because I had super cute hair. And there is also a picture of a 7 year old doing the worm. That child later asked me to dance and was hitting on me. It was totally the great hair, no man could resist.

Leaving on a jet plane

I rode on a really small plane today. Like really small. The kind of plane that crashes and burns all of the time.

And don't tell me that flying in a small plane is just as safe as flying in a big one. I watch Lost, I know what kind of bad things can happen to airplanes.

One down, one to go

I made it back alive and in one piece from Pam's wedding. It was fun fun fun and I can't wait for Melissa's this weekend. Bring on more wedding cake! Oh wait, maybe I should re-read my last post.

Anyway, I had lots of fun and took plently of pics.

Pam coming up to the reception hall


Pam and I


Jason and I


You can find more pictures on my flickr page including pictures from the rehearsal dinner, bridesmaid luncheon, and more from the reception. Enjoy!

Double chins please

I was playing with the camera tonight at Pam's rehearsal dinner and I DON'T CARE IF IT'S WRONG FOR ME TO SAY but I'm overweight.

Overweight, isn't that much nicer than saying I'm fat?

Seriously folks if you see me moving food towards my mouth please slap my hand down. Even if I pout and make sad puppy eyes please don't cave in and allow me the food.

Thank you in advance.

Wedding Mania

I'm leaving today for Baton Rouge for Pam and George's wedding! Yay! Yay! I'm a little excited, can you tell?

This weekend kicks off wedding mania, two weddings in two weeks. It's very exciting because both required new clothes and damn I love shopping. Hello Banana Republic!

Anyway I'm leaving for Baton Rouge in a few minutes and just wanted to tell anyone that I haven't emailed or called back that it's nothing personal. I've been really busy with school and that damn thing called work and just haven't had the time or energy to call or write anyone back. When I'm done with wedding mania I'll try to catch up with everyone. Until then keep an eye on my flickr page for pics of me at the fabulous weddings in my fabulous outfits. Uhh, I mean of the beautiful brides.

A world full of idiots

I always thought New Orleans was full of idiots but now that I'm working in Austin I can see no matter where you go the idiots will be waiting for you.

customer: "I'm looking for a book called Mac Beth (when you say it in your head, say it so it's 2 words). I think the author's last name is Speare."
me: "Yeah, that's MacBeth by Shakespeare."
customer: "Yeah, that's it! Mac Beth by Shakes Speare!"

customer: "I'm looking for a book and I know it has something to do with time."
me: "Do you know if time is in the title?"
customer: "It might be but I don't know"
me: "Do you know the author's name?"
customer: "No"
me: "Is it a fiction book?"
customer: "I don't know."
me: "Well, I really need more information than that to find a book. If I just do a keyword search for 'time' I'm going to have way too many titles pull up. If you can find more information we can help you search then."
customer: "That's not good, your sign says you can find any book in print"
me: "Well, that's any book in print, if the customer has enough information about it. Any book in print within reason"

Flickr Fun

Since I got my new camera I've been hopelessly addicted to flickr.com, which is the online site I've been uploading pictures to. (By the way you people should all ready know this since I have a link to it on my sidebar, hello, is anyone awake out there?)

Really the addicting part is not the uploading of my pictures but the slightly voyeuristic way you can look at everyone else's pictures.

"Oh look, Suzy added pictures of her giving birth in a pool full of water!"

"Do we know a Suzy?"

"Hell no, but look at the baby's head shooting out of her vagina!" *

And the damn flickr groups. Flickr groups are people that basically add pictures to various picture pools based on themes such as color schemes, numbers, or subjects. I'm currently a member of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force group, What's In My Bag, and the Sequential Numbers group.

ATHF is just a group that takes pictures of the charaters from this show in various random places. I only joined because the ThunderCloud Subs near B&N has a Master Shake nailed to the wall and I wanted to submit it to the group. Honestly I just wanted to seem cool.

Sequential Numbers group is really fun. Basically they started with 1 and take pictures of each number in order working their way up. Right now they are on number 56. I actually like this game so much I'm thinking of starting back at 1 and playing on my own. Maybe I'll add it to the sidebar of this site. Yup, real excitement here on formation of me!

And finally my favorite group: What's In My Bag. It's just like the title says, pictures of the crap that people carry around with them all day. But if you're nosey like me, it's the perfect solution to not being able to dig through other people's purses. I have taken a picture of Maple's guts yet, but plan on doing it any day now.


*Not an actual conversation, just one that occured in my head