I'm tired

The team jparks is on at Google has announced their super secret project. Finally. Hey jparks' bosses, when do I get my husband back?

I accidentally wore a very low cut shirt today with no cami under it. I also had a Brownie troop meeting today. It was not a good combination

Does anyone want to come over and be my personal litter box scooper? Or better yet, does anyone want two cats, slightly used?

Ew, not used in a sexual way. That's sick, you perv

You know what I bet is delicious? McDonald's Iced Coffee

You know I'm totally kidding, right? Although I would like to meet the person that thinks "I want an Iced Coffee and a Big Mac. Thank god my dream is now a reality."

Do they make self walking dogs? Is that an upgrade option for Lily? MTV, will you come pimp my dog?

My head hurts. Does ice cream cause headaches? Not like brain freeze, but actual headaches?

I'm asking about the ice cream randomly. I mean, I didn't just eat a half pint of it.

And I'm not thinking about going back for the other half of that pint.

mmm, ice cream.