In case you people think I'm kidding about bad stuff happening in the mornings let me show you the drawer that I broke getting out of the shower this morning:
It's not totally broken-broken just kind of broken. The track is bent and I'm hoping the track in the cabinet isn't bent too. (although I suspect it might be)
The lesson in this is, don't piss me off or I'll come stay the night at your house and in the morning bad shit will happen. And you don't want that, now do you?
Maybe you can get an alarm clock that when you hit the snooze button, it actually gives you a shot of caffeine. Then by the time you actually get up you'll have had like the equivalent of 3 shots of espresso and be awake enough to keep bad stuff from happening.
ReplyDeleteFear not...that's a "10 minutes with pliers" fix.
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