I try to understand him, but sometimes it's impossible

me: "You remember that Aimee Mann concert I went to last year? Well, she's coming back and I got you a ticket if you want to go."

jparks: "Was that the concert you went to with Laura and you guys were in the forest?"

"I don't know what concert you're talking about. I was in a forest?"

"Yeah, you went to see Aimee Mann, in the forest and you sat on a hill with the elves."

"Elves?"

"Yeah, remember?"

"I remember going to see Aimee Mann with Lauren in Stern's Grove and we met Laura there. But there were no elves. And it really wasn't a forest."

"Yeah, that's the one! There were elves and hippies there!"

"There might have been hippies, but I don't really remember any elves."

"Elves, hippies, same thing."

"Um, yeah. Sure. But that's still not the Aimee Mann concert I was talking about. I was talking about the one at Bimbo's"

"ohhh, Bimbos! Will there be a bunch of bimbo's there, because that would be awesome!"

"ugh"