Tonight I was packing for our trip back to NOLA and I went to my highly organized closet to find my skinny jeans but lo, they were not there. I checked the laundry hamper, but not there either. I checked in random drawers, in jparks' bins, on the catch all chair in the bedroom, under the bed, and in my old gym bag but they were in none of those places.
What I would like to know, is who stole my skinny jeans? I won't be mad if you did it, just please return them tonight as I need them.
However, if stealing them was some comment on the fact that with hips my size I don't need skinny jeans, then I will be mad. But please return them anyway.
Also, jeans stealer, did you happen to steal two pots from my kitchen? Because they're missing too and I would like them back. Pots are expensive, yo.
I'm going to blame it on the cats.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can put them in kitty jail like I did to mine.
I was pre-planning my Halloween costume for next year. I will be The Incredible Hulk and I needed pants I could bust out of.
ReplyDeleteMy bad.
I bet your missing jeans and pots are hanging out with my salad forks. I don't have a clue how they wander off one by one, but they do. I guess the other silverware voted them out of the set.
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