bits and pieces vol. 2

Can anyone explain to me why I hate loading and unloading the dishwasher so much? It's a task that takes all of 5 minutes yet it makes me want to stab someone in the neck.

Are you looking for a new moisturizer or eye cream? You should buy these:
They are the only reasons I look like a normal human anymore

I took my car to a car wash today and it took them an hour and a half to clean it. It's embarrassing that my car was that dirty. But at least it doesn't smell anymore.

I tried to make mint water at home today but accidentally bought basil. Sadly basil water is not as refreshing as mint water. Also, it's quite shocking to take a giant gulp of basil water when you're expecting mint water.

My house is falling apart and the animals are taking over. The cat is now self serving chips and I'm so tired I just don't care: