Last night I ran my five miles, drank a ton of gatorade, and ate dinner. Then I spent the rest of my night puking. Seriously, WTF people? Didn't I spend a night puking just the other day?
The good news was that I had a pre-existing doctor's appointment this morning. The bad news is that the doctor felt that my puking was the result of bad food from last night. After telling him that I only had salad he suggested that I had probably eaten bug eggs. B.U.G.E.G.G.S. I ate them. They were in my belly. Kill me now.
Why am I the one that always get sick? Why doesn't jparks ever wake up at 3am to empty the contents of his stomach into the toilet? Why doesn't he ever eat bug eggs? Life is not fair.
oh my hell... I reckon I'd wanna die too.
ReplyDeleteStacey, as I was hugging the toilet I thought of you. I think I'm going to end up doing that anytime I puke from now until forever.
ReplyDeleteGood God! I think the doctor telling me it was "food poisoning" would have been sufficient. I beg you to tell your spider spawn not to devour me when they take over the world.
ReplyDeletePREGGERS!
ReplyDeleteI know it's impossible but still. BABYBABYBABYBABY.
preggers with spider baby eggs maybe.
ReplyDeleteIn those couple of weeks before I knew I was pregnant, and went out biking, whenever I got to a strenuous part of the ride, I'd get sick and want to throw up (or would throw up). Just thought I'd mention it. And spider eggs...GROSS! Thank goodness for stomach acid!
ReplyDeleteBLRAF.
ReplyDeleteIt's impossible? Pregnancy is only impossible when there is no womb. Trust me. I have living walking breathing proof (two times over in fact). Also, there's the example of Jesus. So even abstinence isn't foolproof.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd cut back on eating out.
Aaron and I are perpetually in a "who can have the most stomach problems" contest. It's sad, really. But at least I am not alone.
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