Do you guys see what I did there? I lied about exciting things in my life because there is nothing really going on. I am so witty and funny. I totally tricked you! Don't you feel like a fool now!
God, I am lame.
Unrelated to anything, the first clothing for the baby that I've bought has arrived. We still don't know if the sea monkey will end up being a boy or a girl, but either way it'll be rocking the Jolly Roger flag on its onesie.
And I'll knit him/her little skull-emblazoned wrist warmers to match! We can make him/her a little gangsta before he/her emerges from your womb!
ReplyDeleteNow you must name the child...One-Eye-Willie!!!
ReplyDeletesomeone gave my puppy one of those bull penis treats. he totally rejected it...aren't dogs supposed to go to town on those things?? my dog is weird.
ReplyDeletePregnancy isn't usually a real festival of excitement. I spent mine dying white onesies black and if I could have found this one I would have been so excited!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the sleepy naps and the quiet!
Your baby is going to need a Bacon shirt.
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