If you're trying to call me and for some reason you can't get through it's because Cingular is stupid. Really really stupid. I signed up for auto pay and they never started it. So this past month's bill went unpaid and they shut off my services. And now that I've paid my bill in full one would think my service would be turned back on, but no, it's still shut off. Stupid Cingular. How am I supposed to live without a cell phone? What am I supposed to do while driving?
Everyone knows those last lines were dripping with sarcasm, right? I need a sarcasm font.
How can you look cool when you're unable to use your Lt. Uhura bluetooth headset?
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