Am in California, alive and not covered in my own puke. All the animals survived their first plane trip and seem to be enjoying our super fancy corporate apartment.
I'm still having trouble accepting the fact that I live in California. Don't get me wrong, I am excited to be here, but it doesn't seem real, like California isn't a place normal people live. Somehow in my mind it's a place that only fabulously wealthy, beautiful people live and everyone else can visit, but not stay. After 10 days in California the pretty police come around and throw your plain ass out into Nevada.
Actually, I think they toss our plain asses into Arizona. That's what Phoenix is made of: Cali rejects. If they tossed us into Nevada, there's a chance we could hit it big in Vegas and buy our way back in, whereas Phoenix is a guaranteed dead-end.
ReplyDeletei want pictures! start snapping away so i can see what fancy corporate apartments look like. and i wanna see what California asphalt looks like.
ReplyDeleteohhh Arizona, I've never been there. I can't wait to get tossed out now.
ReplyDeleteokay Alex, I'll start taking pictures. Actually I tried to start taking pictures but it was while I was driving in rush hour traffic and it was raining, so the pictures didn't come out so well. But I'll keep trying just for you.
What's the rent going to be like? Try not to throw up a little when you start looking for apartments.
ReplyDeleteDrew, how did you know I wanted to puke when I started apt hunting yesterday??? I really wanted to throw myself off our balcony, but we're only 2 floors up and it wouldn't do enough damage to make the misery disappear.
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ReplyDeleteRegan, I used to live in L.A. (until about two years ago) The prices are similar.
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