I didn't get to go home for Christmas so Mom told me what 2 of my 3 gifts are:
1. gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. (for pajamas, not lingerie you sickos)
2. Bose iPod station thingy. I've really been wanting one and somehow Mom always knows without asking. We must have a psychic connection.
3. I still don't know. But she did give me another hint. She's keeping half so when I need replacements she'll have them. I'm now thinking it's a box of tampons.
what's wrong with lingerie?...
ReplyDeleteI wanted to get my sister the Bose iPod speakers for Christmas...until I saw the price. I'm jealous.
as for #3, I think she's just fucking with you. it doesn't exist.
I think it's ammo.
ReplyDeleteA whole box. You'll need it for when the metal ones come. And they will.