cycle

I wake up with a blog post in my head but Truman is also awake and demanding to be fed.

And he would like his ass wiped.

Tru goes down for a 20 minute nap, perhaps now I can make that blog post?

Or I can scoop the litter box, flip the laundry, empty and refill the dishwasher, and try to squeeze in the world's shortest shower

Tru wakes up from the nap and demands food and for me to wipe his ass

I try and run to Target and Whole Foods

Once there I realize I forgot to brush my teeth

More ass wiping

Home in time to feed Truman and jparks

Tru gets a bath, bottle, more damn ass wiping, and bed

Sit down to maybe finally make the post only to have the computer confiscated by jparks for online gaming

Drag out the laptop, take it to the bedroom

Jparks comes in and wants my attention. "Poke, poke, what are you doing, can I be involved, don't you just looooove blogger?"

Not being able to concentrate on anything, I abandon the laptop to pay jparks attention and maybe try to clear off the counter.

Annoyed and frustrated, I go to bed thinking of that blog post that I never got to write.

I wake up with a blog post in my head but Truman is also awake and demanding to be fed.

You should all know that the more cycles I go through before posting, the crankier I get about it. It makes for good times here at the Parks' household.