must type fast, time is running out

Internet sucks. MacBook keeps dropping the connection. Keep typing blog posts and then losing them. Am debating throwing the computer out the window or cramming the router down the toilet. Either would make me feel better. Both would end up being expensive stress relievers. Dammit.

Until I can be online and feel less irrational anger, enjoy this picture of my brilliance.



I bought more meat than could fit into my crock pot. I guess I didn't realize the stupid thing isn't the size of my bathtub. This was the only way to keep the lid tight so the meat would cook and not poison all of my guests. My other option was to cook the pot roast in two batches but, seeing as how there are only so many hours in a day, the over turned water jug method was employed. Desperation is the mother of all invention. Or something like that.

I am so smart. S-M-R-T.