Monday, February 25, 2008

zombie 5 years olds would be a different story

I'm not normally one for internet quizzes, but my this one will be handy should my Girl Scout troop ever decide to rebel against me. Now I know that as long as I keep enrollment under 18 I will always have the upper hand. Suck it kidlets, you can't win!

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3 comments:

  1. Are we talking shufflin' shamblin' zombies like in "Night of the Living Dead", or are we talking about gold-medal sprinters like in "28 Days Later"?

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  2. I might be able to take 18 "Night of the Living Dead" zombies or "Shaun of the Dead" zombies, but "28 Days Later" zombies would be harder.

    Unless I had a shotgun. Then I might be okay.

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  3. I know for a fact that I can fight off 8 or 9 kids between the ages of 6 and 9 who are trying to dunk me in the pool, so by the transitive property, I figure I can take at least 20 zombie kindergarteners.

    Of course, that pool-fighting incident was 22 years, 90 pounds and one knee surgery ago, so maybe I should consider cheating and getting a ball bat.

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