as performed by jparks
1. Rub Bengay on her shoulders and neck
2. Go pee (use the same hand that you just used to apply Bengay)
3. Whine, while grabbing at yourself, and doing a sort of "I'm in pain" dance, that you got Bengay on your wanker and the Bengay is on its hot phase.
If she doesn't laugh when you do this, maybe you should consider divorce as she can't possibly have any sense of humor.
Does he chop jalapeños and rub his eyes too?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if he would be dumb enough to do that, but he is dumb enough to lean over and kiss my shoulder. The same shoulder he rubbed Bengay on. He managed to get Bengay on his lips and tongue. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteThat is something straight out of a magazine, I swear.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. You should write in. ;)