Double chins please

I was playing with the camera tonight at Pam's rehearsal dinner and I DON'T CARE IF IT'S WRONG FOR ME TO SAY but I'm overweight.

Overweight, isn't that much nicer than saying I'm fat?

Seriously folks if you see me moving food towards my mouth please slap my hand down. Even if I pout and make sad puppy eyes please don't cave in and allow me the food.

Thank you in advance.