Bling

There has to be a math equation or some science theory to explain why the skinner the girl the larger her diamond engagement ring is.

Lots of Words

So here's the short version of the tale in case you were too damn lazy to read the entire 8 page article I linked to (and don't be embarrassed, I was too lazy to read the whole thing)

James Frey wrote a book called "A Million Little Pieces" which has the best book cover ever. This book was published in 2003 and found a small fan base.

Jump ahead to 2005 when Oprah (She Who Is Better Than You as she's known in some circles) picks "A Million Little Pieces" as an Oprah Book Club Title. James Frey is instantly thrown into the public eye and to the top of every bestseller list as every housewife in America goes out to buy his book.

Jump ahead a few more months and we see that the Smoking Gun has exposed James Frey as a liar and discredits him as an author. Some women decide to return the book and James Frey is in the public eye for very negative reasons as he tries to defend himself and his work.

And in my "who cares what I think" opinion I say everyone needs to shut up and accept that ALL memoirs contain some non-truths. I think it would be impossible to find a memoir that is 100% totally, completely, no bullshit, all true. IMPOSSIBLE.

Let's think about the book for a moment. It has conversations in it, conversations with Frey's fellow patients, conversations with a stewardess, doctors, Frey's parents, dentists, van drivers, etc etc etc. Do you honestly think Frey remembers these conversations exactly as they happened? No, he remembers them as he thinks they happened. he remembers them so they benefit the story. So do you think Frey really remembers other situations exactly as they happened? No, he remembers situations so they fit his story. And there is NOTHING wrong with that.

And it's not like any person that rushed out to buy this book knew anything about Frey before they opened it. I mean, it's not like he was a political figure recounting his time in office incorrectly. And come on, would 99% of the readers of this book actually have read it, or even heard of it if Oprah hadn't ordered her army to go buy it? No, of course not.

And speaking of Oprah I do think she is doing the right thing by standing by Frey during this. It would have been easy for her to disassociate herself from this fiasco but she has made it a point to say she doesn't care that it might not be 100% true. And I have to admit I do admire her for that.

And if you haven't read "A Million Little Pieces" I do encourage you to check it out. And if the bookseller looks at you funny for buying it, just salute like a Nazi and repeat loudly "Hail Oprah".

The truth about lies

I have plenty words to say about this whole James Frey (and again here and here) thing but I'm just too damn tired to say them.

For your own safety please think of blackheads as good things.

My birthday was nice in case you were wondering.

I spent the day at a spa called Bradz, which aside from the cheesy name was very nice. I had a facial, brow waxing (got to keep my fuzzy caterpillars under control), manicure, pedicure, hair stuff done, and a makeup application.

Let me warn you ladies out there about facials. When the woman asks "Are you okay with extraction?" JUST SAY NO! I didn't want to seem stupid so I said "sure go ahead" Wrong answer, the correct answer is "Hell no you masochistic freak, please slowly move away from my face." In case you don't know what an extraction is here's something from Sephora to explain:

To use: Prior to using the Complexion Extractor with Lance, steaming the face, or using a hot water compress is strongly recommended to help soften comedones. This will make them much easier to remove.
"When you’re ready to begin the extraction process lay the looped side on top of the blackhead - basically encircling this area with the loop. Apply slow and even pressure lightly until the trapped sebum is forced out of the follicle. Do not continue to attempt the extraction if the trapped sebum is not released easily. Applying too much force can cause infection and scarring.
When piercing a whitehead, wait until the whitehead breaks open, then gently roll the tool over the whitehead. Be sure to disinfect the area when finished and clean your tool off with alcohol or hot water."

So yeah, it hurts. Just say no.

Other than that I enjoyed my day. My hair looked great and once I adjusted to my heavy eye makeup I think I was looking pretty good:





This was the finished product after I changed clothes and was ready to leave:


And the number one reason that I need a full length mirror:



Jason and I went to dinner at a very nice French restaurant called Aquarelle. It is located in a converted house in downtown Austin. Very cute and very very tasty.

I would tell you folks more, but I just realized that I haven't seen last night's Project Runway and if I don't go watch it right now the world will stop spinning and disaster and plague will strike down upon all countries.

It's my birthday, let the world rejoice

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me!

I'm off to the spa!