Sunday, May 30, 2010

I stand by the fact that it's too hot in Texas for a beard

jparks: (pointing to People magazine) Look, Jack Johnson has a beard! This means I should have a beard too!

me: (flipping the page) Just because Jack Johnson has a beard does not mean you need a beard. Look, Sting doesn't have a beard and he can have sex for 14 hours straight. If there ever was a compelling case for not having a beard, it is Sting and his sex.

Wait, move your hand! Ha, it's a picture of Sting with a beard! I totally get to grow one now AND have sex for 14 hours! I win!

Fuuuuck.

4 comments:

  1. Virginia has turned out to be hot and humid too, so I've compromised on mustache and goatee. Effects on endurance will have to go undocumented due to modesty. :-)

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  2. Just let him try. I'd imagine with the heat and humidity, it wouldn't last long.

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  3. When I was a little girl, my dad had a beard and then he shaved it and I didn't recognize him. Surely, this works in the opposite way, too. If he wants his son to recognize him, he must remain beard free.

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  4. having to have sex for 14 hours straight seems like a punishment to me.

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