Monday, March 16, 2009

dancing with the stars!

Recently I've noticed that everyone and their mother watches the Bachelor and Rock of Love Bus. (Seriously, click on that Rock of Love link. Those are some of the sluttiest looking girls I have ever seen. And looking at their boobs makes my boobs hurt.) While I'm sure those are two quality television shows, I just can't bring myself to watch them, although I'm sure as soon as jparks clicks through to the Rock of Love girls he'll be begging me to add that to the tivo rotation.

Don't get me wrong, I love crappy tv shows and my newest addiction is pretty bad in its own right. Last week the new season of Dancing With The Stars debuted and I am hooked. I never watched past seasons, but they really sucked me in this year with the Woz as a contestant. Who doesn't want to see an overweight, Segway riding, computer geek dance? NO ONE, that's who! Check it:



He is so bad, but he tries so hard. And look at him, he's having a blast! That makes for the best contestant a reality show like this could ever hope for. On last week's episode he was the lowest rated dancer by the judges, which is just sad, but I don't think that's enough to get him voted off. The audience is encouraged to call and vote for their favorites and I don't think I have ever called in to a show to cast my ballot (I do not watch America Idol) but I did it for the Woz. And I'm really hoping that Apple is currently holding paychecks of employees unless they call in and vote for their man. Come on Apple people, support one of your own!

And while we're talking about DWTS, if I find out that anyone out there voted for Denise Richards, I will knife you. That crazy bitchShe needs to go before she starts thinking that she's still hot and that society still likes her.
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  1. JonMarch 16, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Seriously, I don't think there is any power on Earth that can make me watch Dancing With The Stars, but if there is a way I can vote for THE WOZ (pray for us) without having to watch, let me know. Because there is no Woz but Woz (peace be upon him).

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  2. LindaMarch 16, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    There's a show here called The Farmer Wants a Wife (one of the contestants is actually a female farmer who wants a husband) and another called Aussie Lassie to Ladette which is really bad but I can't help but want to see the next (and final) episode just to see who wins!

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  3. steenMarch 17, 2009 at 12:16 AM

    Denise Richardson annoys the shit out of me, although I can't specifically say why.
    Same with Emmy Rossum.

    I don't watch Dancing with the Stars --- my dance TV addiction is So You Think You Can Dance? --- but it was one of those shows I always meant to watch at least once to see if I like it. I mean, Celebrity Apprentice is on my DVR; DWTS can only be an improvement, haha.

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  4. DeadraMarch 17, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    I want to watch DWTS, but I can only record 2 things at once, and House and How I Met Your Mother have taken the spots. But last week I did watch it upstairs while the baby slept. Heh.
    Did you see how freaky low that Woz's dance partner's dress went? yikes!

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