Drunk Driving 101

I've been making plans to hang out with some of my friends from B&N one last time before we leave for California and one guy, Craig, suggested we (me, Jason, him, and his girlfriend Jamie) go bowling and drinking. While trying to figure out a good time to go, Craig suggested the afternoon because "if you swerve in the afternoon the cops don't think you're drunk driving; they think you're just a bad driver."

As horrible as it is, you can't argue with his logic.